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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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