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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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