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| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !... more
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| That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.... more
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| What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.... more
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| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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| What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.... more
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| How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more
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| The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. This clock, he said, will go for 14 days with... more
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| When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.... more
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