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| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at... more
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| 3. | Category: Time jokes |
| A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more
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| 4. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes |
| If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes |
| What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes |
| What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.... more
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| 9. | Category: Time jokes |
| One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time... more
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| 10. | Category: Time jokes |
| When do clocks die?When their time is up.... more
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