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| A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more
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| 2. | Category: Time jokes |
| How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more
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| 3. | Category: Time jokes  |
| Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time.... more
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| 4. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes |
| What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.... more
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| 9. | Category: Time jokes |
| Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more
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| 10. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.... more
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