home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 525   Joke: Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Mr Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is the one nearest the window."   More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts