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| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.... more
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| What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.... more
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes  |
| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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| Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes  |
| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes  |
| What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !... more
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| 9. | Category: Time jokes  |
| How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more
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| If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more
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