home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 564   Joke: An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him."Hello," he said. "Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep."   More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts