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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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