| 1. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What kind of phone makes music?A saxophone.... more
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| What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?A party line!... more
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| 4. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).... more
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| 5. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I cant understand you. You should really take something for t... more
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| 6. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !... more
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| 7. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!... more
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| 8. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. Youre an ambulance!... more
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| 9. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few... more
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| 10. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?A wedding ring !... more
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