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Category:Telephone jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: Id be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
 
 


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