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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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