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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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