home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Bird jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 417   Joke: A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want you to turn back or Ill break your neck, do you understand?" The parrot reluctantly agrees.On returning from the wedding the parrot turns round as instructed, and behind him the bride and groom start to pack for the honeymoon. The wife however has packed too much and they cant get the case closed. "Get on top and sit on it baby!" Says the man the woman does so and grunts and moans but cant shut the case. "You get on top baby it might be better" Says the wife, so the man grunts and groans and tries his best but still cant shut the case.After a little thought the man says "Ok well both get on top see if thats any better!" The parrot turns round and says "Neck or no neck I have to see this!"   More Bird Jokes: 1.    Category: Bird jokes   What goes peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !... more 2.    Category: Bird jokes   Why did the chicken cross the playground ?To get to the other slide... more 3.    Category: Bird jokes   What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !... more 4.    Category: Bird jokes   Whats another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !... more 5.    Category: Bird jokes   David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more 6.    Category: Bird jokes   What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?A polygon .... more 7.    Category: Bird jokes   Is chicken soup good for your health ?Not if youre the chicken !... more 8.    Category: Bird jokes   Teacher: Whats a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, maam.... more 9.    Category: Bird jokes   What happened when the chicken ate cement ?She laid a sidewalk !... more 10.    Category: Bird jokes   What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts