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| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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