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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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