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Category:  Spelling jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
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Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?QT (cutey).
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1. Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?EZ.

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2. "Please, maam! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered. "Dont you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, maam. Ive written the M already."

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3. Spell extra wise in two letters.YY (2 ys)

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4. What question must always be answered, "Yes"?"What does Y-E-S spell?"

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5. Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?Pupil: What does it spell then !

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6. A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC. "Thats incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuckian. "Wrong," said the host. "Old MacDonald had a farm," said the West Virginian. "Thats correct!" shouted the MC. "Now for $200,000, spell farm." The West Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully: "E-I-E-I-O."

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7. How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. Thats wrong. Thats what you asked for, isnt it?

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8. Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt know how to spell cat so I told her"

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9. What insect can be spelled with just one letter?Bee.

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10. How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?NME (enemy).

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