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Date Added: 11/10/2007
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3. Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it?The letter L.
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4. "I gotta A in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isnt any A in spelling!"
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5. Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
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6. How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t"Thats not how the dictionary spells it""You didnt ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
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8. Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his fathers mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun."The phone connections bad," said the secretary. "I couldnt catch that last word. Spell it." The governor replied, " G like in Jesus; U like in onion; N like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"
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