"Mah sons real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "Hes only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "Whats his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."

1. Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his fathers mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun."The phone connections bad," said the secretary. "I couldnt catch that last word. Spell it." The governor replied, " G like in Jesus; U like in onion; N like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"

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2. What insect can be spelled with just one letter?Bee.

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3. How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?NME (enemy).

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4. THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. "My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie." Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and if he were here, hed give each of us a quarter." Third came Jimmy. "My dad is an electrician. But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else. She then turned to Johnny. "My dads a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e," Johnny said. "And if he were here, hed lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy aint never gonnaspell electrician."

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5. Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?

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6. A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word Timbuktu. Well the Aggiess started laughing the minute the word was uttered but Harvard just smiled and prepared their short rhyme. One Harvard student stood up and for his group recited Through the desert all night we ride on camels walking two by two, Destination Timbuktu. Well the crowd politely applauded - they knew the Aggies couldnt beat that and the Aggies just continued laughing throughout the whole process. One Aggie stopped giggling long enough to stand and read the teams effort. He said, Tim and I, a hunting went, we c

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7. School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

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8. Can you spell eighty in two letters?A-T.

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9. Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?QT (cutey).

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10. "Mah sons real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "Hes only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "Whats his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."

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