What part of a football ground is never the same ?The changing rooms !

1. How do hens encourage their football teams?They egg them on!

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2. When fish play football, who is the captain?The teams kipper!

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3. What did the bumble bee striker say?Hive scored!

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4. How do hens encourage their football teams ?They egg them on !

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5. Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."Caddy: "Its not supposed to be."

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6. Which insect didnt play well in goal?The fumble bee!

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7. Which football team loves ice-cream?Aston Vanilla!

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8. How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

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9. Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!

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10. Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the week!"

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