| 1. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground!... more
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| Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?They tend to go cheep!... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pi... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did the goal post get angry?Because the bar was rattled!... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What tea do footballers drink?Penaltea!... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Which football team loves ice-cream?Aston Vanilla!... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?The scenter spot !... more
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