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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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