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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what... more
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| 3. | Category: Biologist jokes  |
| A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap... more
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| A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the isla... more
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| Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more
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| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| 7. | Category: Biologist jokes  |
| A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more
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| A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th... more
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| A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more
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| A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more
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