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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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