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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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