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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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