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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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