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| What part of a football pitch smells nicest?The scenter spot!... more
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| 2. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: What did the football say to the football player?A: I get a kick out of you.... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?Bring on their subs !... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| When fish play football, who is the captain?The teams kipper!... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because theyre always dribbling!... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, whos driving?A: The police.... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Who won the race between two balls of string?They were tied!... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Where do football directors go when they are fed up?The bored room!... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?To see if there was any more money in the kitty!... more
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