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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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