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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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