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| Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !... more
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| Where do footballers dance ?At a football !... more
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| What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?Both do hat tricks !... more
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| Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he... more
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| Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches!... more
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| What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?The scenter spot !... more
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| Why didnt the dog want to play football ?It was a boxer !... more
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| Ref:Im sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !... more
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| How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !... more
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| If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?Cornflakes !... more
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