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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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