| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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