| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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