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| What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!... more
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| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these... more
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| "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one f... more
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| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more
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