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| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... more
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| A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha... more
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| TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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