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| A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!... more
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