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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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