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| Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
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| Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!... more
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| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more
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| Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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