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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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