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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?""Somebody elses pants."
 
 


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