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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 289 | | | | Joke: | The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, Theres Jennifer; shes a lawyer, or Thats Michael, hes a doctor."A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And theres the teacher; shes still old, nasty, and wrinkled" | | | |
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