| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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