| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
|
| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
|
| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
|
| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
|
| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
|
| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
|
| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
|
| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
|
