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| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more
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| Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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| A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an... more
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| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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| Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class... more
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