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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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