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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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