A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please dont do that !!!"The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and Clinton politics.Shortly thereafter, they both jumped.

1. Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

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2. Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.

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3. The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "Its easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, "Thats a very innovative approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss yelled. The salesman replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"

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4. A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water."That customers going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?""Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."

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5. Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.

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6. A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesmans company and related the tragedy to the sales manager.The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, "Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders."

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7. How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. Im better than you."

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8. What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?"O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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9. Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "Im returning on the next flight. Cant sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot."At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling "The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!"

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10. Policeman: Why didnt you check your speedometer?Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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