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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "wheres the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in."
 
 


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