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| A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the w... more
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| "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees... more
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| 3. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more
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| 4. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!... more
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| 5. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered... more
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| Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until Ive finished my meal.... more
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| An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a... more
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| 8. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.Four fish got battered!... more
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| 9. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldnt make up their m... more
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| 10. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Janes father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As hed spent quite a lot of money for the me... more
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