home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 347   Joke: Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up tothe tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and landsin the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto thegreen.Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over thefairway and lands in the water trap.Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. Theold man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing overthe fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it fallsinto the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As thefish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where alightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, theeagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops outof its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in -one.Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you dont stopfooling around, we wont bring you next time."   More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the mid... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.The first Sunday, he only prea... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.The dog finally died... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   Is there a God?A billion Hindus cant be wrong.... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out.... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not fa... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over a... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts